Tag Archive : WTF

YOU WERE SEASONED STUPID.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

You remember the TimeCube, right? Someone must be missing it nearly as much as I, for lo — The ThymeCube.

Canada, land of pacifists and decapitators.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

A passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man aboard a Greyhound bus travelling through Manitoba overnight in what appears to be a random attack, witnesses told CBC News. “While we were watching the door, he calmly walks up to the front with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly [...]

“As long as it comes with a defibrillator, I don’t see a problem.”

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Via Invictus, who is probably allowed a moment or two of feeling superior for his vegetarian ways: Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburgers. Includes pictures, for the brave. I’ve only ever had one Krispy Kreme donut, and was immediately told that it wasn’t /fully/ delicious, as it was at least 15 minutes old at that point, and [...]

Rockabye Baby!

Monday, June 30th, 2008

By way of Lucretius: “Our award-winning series transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabyes.” They’ve got a huge list of albums. I’m looking at at least one of you out there with a weakness for xylophone.

Well, that’s the last dumb thing THAT leg will ever do.

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Previous owner of said leg forgets that gravity and momentum exist, and decides to kick a concrete slat out of a wall.

Drunk driver: 11, Bicyclists: 0

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Drunk driver falls asleep at the wheel and introduces himself to a large pack of bicyclists. The picture is…something else. Reminds me of bowling, in some terribly wrong way.

Gas-masked horsemen of nuclear apocalypse.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Or, as YouTube would have it, “Nuclear Weapons Test-596-Chinese Test 22kt”. Mushroom clouds, dancing girls with rifles, horses with gasmasks, and all of it set to music.

Stowage of the British Slave Ship “Brookes”

Monday, May 26th, 2008

“Plan shewing the stowage of 130 additional slaves round the wings or sides of the lower deck by means of platforms or shelves (in the manner of galleries in a church) the slaves stowed on the shelves and below them have only a height of 2 feet 7 inches between the beams and far less [...]

The Biggest Drawing In The World

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

“With the help of a GPS device and DHL, I have drawn a self portrait on our planet. My pen was a briefcase containing the GPS device, being sent around the world. The paths the briefcase took around the globe became the strokes of the drawing.”

The Marital Rating Scale, (c) 1939

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Once upon a time, Doctor George W. Crane came up with a merits/demerits rating for wives. Good for a laugh, or tying someone’s panties in a knot, or both. Religious? +10 points. Lets hubby sleep in on Sundays? +1 point. Crooked stocking seams, red nail polish? DEMERIT’D!!!

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