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The Marital Rating Scale, (c) 1939

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Once upon a time, Doctor George W. Crane came up with a merits/demerits rating for wives. Good for a laugh, or tying someone’s panties in a knot, or both. Religious? +10 points. Lets hubby sleep in on Sundays? +1 point. Crooked stocking seams, red nail polish? DEMERIT’D!!!

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