“So I was bored at work one day,” Graeme Job explains, “and wondered, what’s the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate… Mandelbrot.”
Graeme continued, “Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. [...]

Lucretius linked me to this last night, and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. You send them a pattern you’ve cooked up on the computer, and they send you back fabric printed with your pattern.
Fractal-patterned fabric, say. Ohgodsavemenow. This is all your fault, L.
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