Alternate title: Too Stupid To Live. Via Invictus, someone trying to kite-surf in Tropical Storm Fay.

Previous owner of said leg forgets that gravity and momentum exist, and decides to kick a concrete slat out of a wall.

“The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper.
The workers immediately turned off the machines and called 911.
The man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul where he remains in the intensive care unit. Officials say [...]