The T-SQL Mandelbrot, or “ZOMGSQUEE”.

"So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot."

Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."

Oh my sweet baby goddess. If the fact that this sort of thing makes my toes curl is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

One comment on “The T-SQL Mandelbrot, or “ZOMGSQUEE”.”:

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    Adarael says:

    I have just shat some ascii bricks. Oh my god, that's stupidly useless and completely awesome at the same time. :) I think he succeeded in his goal!

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