FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
A very, very bad Half-Life (2?) fanfic narrated in a silly voice, accompanied by silly video and silly music. I think I've seen this before, but the Fabulous Boymeat rediscovered it last night, and anything that makes us both laugh until we're crying needs a link here.
Just thinking about the 'turning off the computer' bit makes me start giggling again.
(Related link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs)