“As long as it comes with a defibrillator, I don’t see a problem.”

Via Invictus, who is probably allowed a moment or two of feeling superior for his vegetarian ways: Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburgers. Includes pictures, for the brave.

I've only ever had one Krispy Kreme donut, and was immediately told that it wasn't /fully/ delicious, as it was at least 15 minutes old at that point, and not straight off the conveyor belt. In my recollection, it was the bare minimum amount of flour required to hold all that fat and sugar together. I'm not saying it wasn't delicious, I'm just saying I don't know how it could support a bacon cheeseburger.

2 comments on ““As long as it comes with a defibrillator, I don’t see a problem.””:

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    Lindsey says:

    They did that on the Boondocks, only it was a joke, like that time the Onion did an article about a special razor with five blades and two gel-action pads or something which Gillette promptly sent samples of to me and my roommate not long after.

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    infocalypse says:

    Krispy Kremes are kinda like the donut version of cocaine.

    I once had a couple, then pretty much had to crash twenty minutes later after the sugar rush wore off.

    You just need to keeping eating them to maintain the high.

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