Man survives diving into wood-chipper.

"The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper.

The workers immediately turned off the machines and called 911.

The man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul where he remains in the intensive care unit. Officials say he suffered severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso."

4 comments on “Man survives diving into wood-chipper.”:

  1. 1
    Adarael says:

    Well, he must have jumped in because he was feeling so chipper!
    Or maybe he just couldn't face the daily grind!

    Seriously, though, I find this hilarious. What a way to try and off yourself!

  2. 2
    Lemmo says:

    Does anyone else find it strange that I found out about this from someone outside of my country, when I live a ten minute drive away from where this happened?

    So much for local news!

  3. 3
    kalimonster says:

    Considering my fixation on morbid news and the promptness of my sources for it, I don't find it weird at all, Lemmo. Of course, maybe I'm biased... ;) for you, Mr. A. *grin*

  4. 4
    Angel says:

    Ashes to ashes, dust to sawdust.

    Ya think he's regretting it?

    Personally, I think he's dumb as a stump.


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