Meat is murder. Tender, delicious murder.
Today in LJ-land I read a post where someone asked where they could find a specific kind of fur-trimmed hat. Most of the replies were helpful, but there was one at the end with a person saying there was no reason to use leather and fur when synthetics were available, and that fashion was no excuse not to use a toque.
Firstly, I wanted to take a good hard look at this person's wardrobe, because I'd bet dollars to little wooden holier-than-thou nickels that there's non-synthetics in there somewhere, and then secondly, I found myself wanting to say, "Dude, fuck you. It's Ottawa, we're colder than bloody Moscow in the winter, and last I checked, leather and fur were WARM."
I'm really not sure why this post pushed all my irritable buttons because really, the chickie probably just wants the hat just because she thinks it's fashionable and hey, let's face it, toque + bangs = fashion disaster, but boy howdy I wanted some blood.
The only fur he'd have would make an UGLY hat, though.